Hetalia Meme II

Pick 10 random characters.
1. Prussia
2. UK
3. N. Italy
4. US
5. Germany
6. Japan
7. Russia
8. Hungary
9. France
10. China

You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.
Prussia

Me: I found the awesome chocolate!
Prussia: WTH! What are you doing?
Me: *matter of fact* Eating your amazing chocolate!


2 confesses his love to you.
UK

UK: I have something to tell you Bells.
Me: Yush UK?
UK: I love you.
Me NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You need to be with US! *yaoi thoughts enter mind and has super nosebleed* Go to US... For me!


You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.
N. Italy

N.I.: Ve~
Me: Huh~
N.I.: Ve~
Me: Huh~
*continues for 30 minutes*


You win a free holiday with 4.
US

US: Dude you look awesome in the swimsuit!
Me: No, Dude you look awesome in your swim trunks!
US: Dude! Lets get some burgers!
Me: Dude the sounds awesome!


5 saves your life.
Germany

Ger: At least you are easier to save then Italy.
Me: *in a daze* Bu-bu-but you love him don't you?
Ger: *huge blush*
Me: *hahahaha I knew it*


6 is living in your house.
Japan

Me: OMG! YES! JAPAN! *glomps*
Japan: You need to take responsibility and marry me!
Me: *HAHAHA the plan worked!* OKAY! *drags him to the court house down the street* :3

You find 7's mobile phone (cell phone).
Russia

Me: Oh. Russia has text messages!
*reads*
Russia: You will become one with me da?
China: Only if I can be on top this time. Aru.
Russia: No. kolkolkolkolkol
China: okay... aru. You can be one top again.

Me: *trying to cover up the huge nosebleed* Yes! This is AMAZING!


You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up.
Hungary!

Hungary: Hey Bells... Germany and Italy are making out.
Me: OMG! WHERE? *pulls out camera while nose trickles*


9 kidnaps you.
France

Me: OMG! France did you know you can *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* while you *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
France: Oh well *BEEEEEEEP*ing while you *BEEEEEEEP*

It would be a sex talk HAHAHA

You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.
China

Me: Thats my seat!
China: No aru. I got here first, so it is mine aru.
Me: =3= *pulls out ugly toy and shows him*
China: NOOOOOOO
Me: My seat or I will keep using this!

1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.
Prussia confesses his love for Russia. I am hiding in the bushes with Germany.

Germany: I can't believe that mien bruder likes Russia.
Me: OMG I am so recording this. *Pulls tripod out of back pack with camera and video camera* HAHAHA

2 and 9 are arguing.
UK and France (OMG I COULDN'T HAVE PLANNED THIS BETTER!)

UK: Shut up stupid frog face!
France: Mon ami, you just need to release your sexual tension. I will help you!
UK: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
France: *drags him to a closet*
Me: My yaoi senses are tingling *pulls out camera*


6 is molesting 3.
Japan is molesting N. Italy

=3=

I dun think that that can or will ever happen... they are both uke. Plus Japan kinda freaks out when anyone touches him.

5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.
Germany and China.

Me: CHINA I CHOOSE YOU!
China: *hits Germany with the wok*
Me: Okay now you grab him and I grab you!

2 is invisible.
UK

UK: Ha now I can talk to my Magical Friends in peace. Flying mint bunny! Etc, etc, etc.

OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!
France

France= not awesome
Prussia=Awesome.
Your argument is invalid.


1, 6 and 4 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.
Prussia, Japan and US.

*eating calmly when the lights suddenly go out*
Prussia: WTF! What hap-.
*huge thud*
US: OMG JAPAN THE GHOSTS GOT HIM!
Japan: US everything will be fine.
US: OMG ARE YOU SURE DUDE?
Japan: Yes.
*Suddenly the lights are back on*
Japan: See?
US: WHERE IS PRUSSIA?
Japan: *pulls out camera and starts clicking away*
US: Dude? What are you doing?
Japan: *points*
*Prussia making out with me cause I am almost as awesome as he is*



3 and 7 pull a prank on you.
N. Italy and Russia

Me: *opens door* Hey, N. Italy? Russia?
*crash*
Me: *drenched in vodka* DAMN! *walks forwards, tripping a wire causing more vodka on me* =3= *keeps walking forwards*
N.I.: SURPRISE *throws tomato at my face*
Me: *Falls on floor* o(≧o≦)o Screw you two I'm going home!
Russia: No you stay here da?
Me: Da... I stay (╥_╥)


You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.
US and China

Me: I KNEW THAT THIS MERGER WAS GOING TO HAPPEN! HAHAHAHA! *pictures*


4 and 9 steal your boat.
US and France


*too poor to own a boat, but I have paper ones*
Me: You know that is just a paper boat, I could teach them how to make 'em...


While 5 and 7 rob your house.
Germany and Russia.


Me: Wow the only thing missing is the liquor... *(╥_╥) I'm poor*

You're on a cruise with 3 and 4 and the Bad Touch Trio (Prussia, France and Spain) is on the same one.
N. Italy and US

Me: Dude you look awesome!
US and Prussia: I KNOW!
-US and Prussia fight-
*Spain telling N. Italy he is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute*
*France looking at the pictures I have taken*


You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible.
Prussia and Japan

Me: I want your vital organ Prussia!
Prussia: NO!
-beats the crud out of him-
Prussia: Okay...yes.
Me: Sorry Japan I just wanna be awesome!

5 is robbing 2.
Germany and UK


UK: OMG ITS GERMANY! *runs away*


You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.



China: Hand over the evidence aru.
Me: *innocent looking* What? What evidence are you talking about?
China: The Evidence of me and US's merger...

*Suddenly Prussia, US, UK and Germany crash through the ceiling*
US: DUDE WE ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU, CAUSE I'M THE HERO!
Prussia: Cause I'm awesome!
Germany: YOU ARE NOT ACTING LIKE SOLDIERS!
UK: *sigh* China just stop.

*US and Prussia awesome him to death while Germany and England drinks a beer, and I watch some TV*


3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.
N. Italy and Germany

N.I.: *acting as get away driver* Ve~
Germany: *talking to me on the cell phone* Me need you to hid us will you do it.
Me: Only for 10% of the profit!
Germany: Deal!


6 is in a bad mood with 3 for robbing a bank. 6 comes to you.
Japan

Japan: *on the phone* I don't know what to do with them anymore.
Me: *counting the money* I'm sorry! I know it is hard dealing friends that do stupid things! There there you eat yourself some delicious mochi and tayaki and you'll feel better I promise!

1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.
Prussia and Russia

Prussia: I am awesome right? OF COURSE RIGHT!
Russia: You are awesome da!

Me: *pouting* There is no action doing on
China: *mumbles* Stupid Prussia spending time with him aru.


3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.
N. Italy, Germany and France

N. Italy: Germany look look! They have Pasta~ Ve~
Germany: Nien Italy, you eat too many carbs how it is.
France: Here mon ami! *hands him a churro*
N. Italy: Grazie~ France-nii-chan!


You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house.
Prussia, US, Japan, China and Russia

*China is off in another room becoming one with Russia da! US (while arguing with Prussia about who is more awesome) and Japan are playing video games, while Prussia and I are playing strip poker*

2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.

UK is in love with Germany who is in love with Hungary who is in love with UK. UK doesn't love Hungary and Germany doesn't love UK and Hungary doesn't love Germany back.


THE END.